Quote Book
(#quote-book from "Applian Origin Minecraft Server 2")
"the left is associated with evil things" -A classmate during a presentation
“he loves sniffing smurfs” - Coach Snyder (my social studies teacher)
"are we measuring ||cock|| sizes based off the number of projects we write or" -DeletedUser42b8ad23
"Do you guys know what 'Duress' means?" -Stewart 2023 after threatening us
"how many of you are in favour of a welfare state? how many of you are secretly commnunist?" -Stewart, 2023
“got someone in the back of room shaking their finger at me like i’m naughty” - my chem teacher
"The number e is gay, all my homies hate the number e" - Alex Ho
"Me don't usually run into many four-hundred-year-old twelve-year-olds." -Tonto from Dead White Writer on the floor
"It is not enough to have a good mind. The main thing is to use it well." René Descartes: Discourse on Method
"Shiva has been merged with Buddhist deities in East Asian Buddhism" -Wikipedia
"I'll report you through the yrdsb report it tool for micro aggressions" - Ash
"Were gonna find pants, because i have no pants" -sophie, who still doenst have pants
"They're literally saying i dont have pants. I HAVE PANTS" -sophie, who has no pants
"you can would come to class- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" -My french teacher
“So you’re saying my life is worth 20 chicken tenders?” -Sophie “yes.” -Kaitlyn
"So why does Liechtenstein exist? The simple answer is that it was too insignificant and not troublesome enough for its bigger neighbours to deal with it. " - inyourpocket.com, The Accidental Independence of Liechtenstein
"GET OVER HERE DREAM" -sophie "AHHHHH DREAMS BEATING ME UP" -also sophie, 2 seconds later
"I haven't done it in a while" -Some girl I encountered a the rock climbing place "You don't mean rock climbing" -The guy talking to her
"You'll always be the protagonist, but not always the hero." - Some wise guy on the internet
"Millenials allow us to befriend someone that nobody has befriended." - Inspirobot
"You can't laugh to your heart's content until you've swallowed the fragrant pus of sadness whole, you know?"
- Oswald
"A true flower only blooms after you have faced your biggest inner abscess and squeezed all the pus out of it!"
- Oswald
“you guys probably have scars where ever in your body probably physical, unless you have deep emotional scars idk” - my english teacher
"Call it the pathetically tearful survival instincts of a man who's lived most of his life in poverty, will ya?"
- Roland
“If you never try, you’ll never fail, but if you never fail, it’s a sign that you’ve most likely never tried” - Jungstein C.J. Lhüe
"Instructions unclear, ma'am... You said they're as mighty as wet paper now"
- Roland
"I find myself in the middle of nowhere, and the first person I meet blows off my limbs..."
- Roland
“The saddest aspect of society right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom.” - Isaac Asimov
“You cannot be afraid off what you can’t see… mostly.” Jungstein C.J. Lhüe
"Despite being eaten by the bisexuals, this is going not terribly" - Aron
She’s harboring refugees, KILL HER! - Me “Monkey is CONFUSED” - Mr. Israel "It's only probably murder" - Ryan
"... Anytime someone brings attention to the breaking of gender roles, it ultimately undermines the concept by implying that this is the exception and not the status quo." - Knuckles
time to buy non-government regulated explosives and use it to get a GUN -WaffleTime
"I failed school so I became a pirate!" - Captain Ape Swashbuckler of the Eighth Sea
“SCREAMS THERES A DADDY LONG LEGS HELP” “MOM HELP ITS IN MY COMPUTER SCREAMS”
"im getting robbed by dolphins" -aron while being robbed by dolphins
“After all my years of life experience, I now know that the true goal in life is to become a furry. No further context is needed to understand this statement”- Jungstein C.J. Lhüe (definitely not me)
"You think the world makes sense? NOTHING MAKES SENSE! So you might as well make nonsense! THINK ABOUT IT" -Bill Cipher
"if you starve a newborn to death, you can call it a lifetime vegetarian" -Mark
who were the victims of the khmer rouge? ,”the chinese” - a classmate
"you're exploiting everything you can possibly exploit" -My economics teacher
"the uncanny valley implies the need that at one point in humanities existence, there was an evolutionary need to fear something that looked human but wasn't" -a fact
"This game is meant for bullying, and so are you if you're not careful" - shark girl
"mr. deng why are you promoting underage drinking" -A student in econ
“ if you’re in my testing room just know i’ll be miserable and crying” - my english teacher
Despite being eaten by the bisexuals, this is going not terribly - Aron
"just, give up, on trying, TO MAKE ME GIVE UP rasengans the crap out of pain" -naruto
"Why am I hearing World War 2?... Never mind that's Darth Vader" - Me
"I have a 1% chance, I have a 3% of getting a hot dog. I hAve fIVe hOT DOgs -star while trying to get wings
"I did not trip and fall, I attacked the floor and believe I am winning"
- Chem teacher's quote of the day
"if i were to choose geo or death, i choose death" -probably patrick henry
"if i were to choose ||geo|| or death, i choose death" - kaitlyn like rn
"Chris you hand me that beer right now! your grounded. go to your room" -jazz full ver
"Let there be light. That's, uh... God. I was quoting God." - Wheatley
"I expected my kirby characters to passionately make out when they ate a cherry" - Failboat
"You know what would be good enough? 2 inches" -one of my classmates
"as sad as it is, it'll get sadder" -Econ teacher right before giving us a test
"I used all the cells in my brain and I still couldn't understand what you wrote" -My Math teacher roasting us
"I'm still getting DM's and comments from people saying "they remember"..."
- A Manga World That Gets One Page once a Year
"Seriously, the internet is terrifying!"
- A Manga World That Gets One Page once a Year
"I haven't seen people skip in years. That's so exciting" -Ms Joffe
" environmental damage" "ohh who the hell cares" -Discourse between a student and teacher
"it all began on the day of my actual birth both of my parents failed to show up" - Heinz Doofenshmirtz
"Mario will hurt you, unless you pay him. He's either on your side or he's against you" - RTGame
"tomorrow we will be choosing partners and making offspring with them!" -Someone's Biology teacher
"across the broad spans of history there have been millions and millions of idiots. As well as a handful of smart people." -John Oliver
"I'm sure about everything. Now lube up those engine gears with more kerosine, MORE KEROSINE!" - Grunkle Stan
"I can buy and sell you old man" - Lil' Gideon (he's a baby boi)
"back then I used to have a melodica... AND NOW I HAVE A NEW TAX WRITE-OFF keytar intensifies" -Alpharad
"time as we know it actually started on October 22nd 1884" -Half as Interesting
“you’re actually eating a little donkey with beans” - my spanish teacher
"After that we bought the rocket launcher from the BIG PIANTA" - Alpharad
"His balls just got springtrapped, can I say that?" - 8-BitRyan
“I believe all British people should die and I stand with this statement” - Pidge/Mason/Loers
" i feel like the possibilities of all these possibilities being possible is just another possibility that can possibly happen" - random guy
“bro do you know what she is she’s a devil worshipper bro” - the guy behind me
“it’s just like a murder scene girl you gotta clean up the evidence” - kailtyn
“ this is never gonna give you up dedicated to you samantha” - a guy in my choir
"21 falls into the pit of despair. I call that grade 12"
- My chem teacher
"Don't make me send you to rehab for TeachAssist"
- My chem teacher (Literally day one... What.)
I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees. And the trees are speaking Vietnamese. -flash back Lorax
"What! OH MY GOD, IT'S A STOP SIGN! Finding Nemo, gold fish, Dory... NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC, GOD DAMNIT!"
- RyuK
"When you wish upon a star you're too late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams."
- I actually don't know who originally said that.
"Take a spoon and place it on your vaccination spot. GUESS WHAT?! It will STICK to you!"
- Some person at a school board meeting (Courtesy of Penguinz0)
Video title: Karen Angry About Spoons
"Do not worry we ductaped the plane before we left" -Thatkrazybanana
"oh no where did my aim go, it went adios" - justin while dueling aron
||"Ansel is the longest man on Rhodes Island. He's got got the longest di-... Healing range..."||
- KyoStinV (ASK NO QUESTIONS)
"This is Ash in his natural habitat" *Ash just wheezing (Literally dying)
- Ryan + Ash
Did you ever die, just to flex on a medical professional? -docincredible
"Secrets of Eternity was released in January 2015. This set introduced the Infernoids, a series of monsters that can Special Summon themselves to the field by banishing other Infernoids from either the hand or graveyard. Notable cards in set include Farfa, Malebranche of the Burning Abyss, Qliphort Monolith, Uni-Zombie, Nephe Shaddoll Fusion, and a card that would bolster Satellarknight to combat the Burning Abyss Shaddoll meta, Stellarknight Constellar Diamond. In this series, both Nyhmnim and myself will be opening 24 booster packs or 1 box of a core Yu-Gi-Oh! booster set. We will build a deck and play a best 2 out of 3, and the winner will receive a small prize to upgrade their deck. HOWEVER! Each episode, we will open another box of the next set that was released moving in chronological order, constantly upgrading our decks before dueling each other at the end of each episode. This is the Yu-Gi-Oh! Progression Series."
- Discord
Original link if anyone is curious: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1EVhG1qnac&ab_channel=Yataloked
"Oh god, the tiger needs head..."
- Ash (Might be wrong, but close enough)
"everyone gangsta until Ghengis khan starts annihilating people in hypixel build battle" -Ash, as quoted by justin
"Personally, I think self improvement is overrated" -Gamechamp3000
"We just arrived on the moon and we already have nepotism from philza minecraft" - Wilbur Soot
"aww dammit i'm not ready for a double battle my PP is smal-, is running out, it's so low sips water" - SmallAnt
"My brain is too smooth your insults slide right off" -Jazz (Justin)
The man, kills his father, kidnaps his child, refuses to elaborate further. He is on that sigma grind set -technoblade
"Bubbles are like people, you chase them, they die. You wait, they die. They escape waiting and touch the ground, they die" Chris
"Oh please with your buck teeth and your oversaturated fats" - Markiplier e
"Ahh god dang it I gotta stop threatening people with a good time" - Markiplier e
"you riding around in a damn trapezium, mf triangular prism. You got the cyberpunk 2077 glitchmobile, yo wheels about to clip through asphalt, you driving a damn decepticon, you gonna be on the highway, and that will transform. Yo s*** looks like it runs on bitcoin. You gotta solve the quadratic formula to park that @&#$. How you got bullet proof windows on aluminum foil?"
“i don’t know what it tastes like, it tastes like mushroom” - the guy who sits next to me
"kill the PC over and over and it dies? what? shocking" -Random Youtuber
"and this other ugly person" -Ghostie (when refferring to someone in a book)
"I was supposed to dodge out of the way because she's blind" - Markiplier E
"Spray Alvin, spray like you've never sprayed before" - Simon the Chipmunk
if all women are shirtless in public, boobs wouldn't be a delicacy anymore -a certain person(that is not me)
"xop dot aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.pdf"
- Ryan
"I am once again, asking for your sand"
- Ryan (Not an actual quote, but I thought it was funny)
"what am i working for if i don't get sloppys in return" - quackity
"sometimes i go up to strangers and start venting like among us" - quackity
"It's not frames per second, it's seconds per frame"
- some guy on the internet
“i don’t need ||bitches|| i need riches you feel” -random guy walking the hallway
"You already have all the things you need to beat it" "The power to believe in myself?" "Noooo. A KNIFE! Stab it!"
- SAO Abridged
||"A quantum super computer, calculating for a thousand years, could not even approach the number of fucks, I do not give."||
- SAO Abridged
"https://github.com/yt-dlp/yt-dlp, it goes with soup"
"technically killing is wrong, but i mean it is" -some guy off internet
“For medical reasons I no longer have a gender. I identify as a threat.”
“It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicle will you truly understand the meaning of solving a problem without violence.” - Random Guy on YouTube
"When I order pepeloni, it always have a pepeloni... on a top... But I pick up these... AWAY! Cuz I don't hear it. Then I eat the cheese pan pizza."
- Haachama
"If I can turn water to wine, I can turn your mom to mine" -Jesus Christ"
"Sir, you're drunk!" "Yes, Madam, I am. But in the morning, I will be sober and you will still be ugly."
The French have finally lost the battle against the Big Mac - The Guardian For 200 years People that use Twitch: Twitchers From trash I was born to trash I will return Deforestation. Woohoo! - Star Did you touch your brush with your teeth, or did you brush your teeth? - My dad SINGING KILLED MY GRANDMA OKAY?!!! I’m gonna osu the orphans to death - Mark "Nobody has used perl within the last 11 years. It's still in the last decade!" - Aron Ravikumar Out, out, damned Spotify! - Richard Stallman “Have a bacon roll you c—“ - The Guardian Fun is not fun anymore - The Funny Internet Man "It's only probably murder" - Ryan I still have the urge to say AIDS - Ash A hot knife through butter - For Reference “Ya like jazz” - Barry Benson The Bee "Have you seen the covid graphs? We flattened the curve in the wrong axis!" - Technoblade
Despite the promise of info, I was unable to determine what, if anything, a ‘butt-onion’ is supposed to be I’m Caucasian without the Asian I’m just Cauc My heart is hearting Spaghetti is tasty - Aron Deaths are sort of permanent - My Coding Teacher If you yeet one thing that has been yoted the yeet gods will help you - some person Sleep is like a free trial of death Society peaked when gamecube had tiny discs - Obama, I think Yee, and I cannot stress this enough, HAW OW, heat was hot Jumping Jahovajames, that’s a Simtar he’s got Chips ahoyeth, landlubbers - Rouxls (it’s pronounced rules) Kaard If you’re going to come back to life, why bother dying? Mom, you and dad both work so hard, so for you mom, I got you this new iPhone 12. And Dad, let me help you with these chairs A word is worth… a thousand molecules. WANG I ALREADY KILLED YOU… TO DEATH YOU HAD, A DEAD SNAKE, NEXT TO THE BAGLE BITES?!?! Mayonnaise on an escalator, it’s going upstairs to see ya later Earl Beatry Public School has no balls. No seriously. Well, no hard balls anyway. School > females
The Senate should be abolished Hey man, it’s not an insult, just an observation ||FLOOR TENTACLES, LENDETH ME THY POWERS TO DESTROY THIS DOOR|| You have school shootings … Dang straight Zoinks! It’s the Gay Blade If fish can live underwater, then so can I. (Drowns) I'm gonna be sitting in the electric chair while WALL-E watches I like instigating things We're about to witness a bride kidnapping Don’t be racist, I am a building How did I commit suicide?! I didn’t even want to! Am I really going to defile this grave for money? Of course I am. You’re tasting a bite of that every bite When you play the movie, and it has to be at 3AM, supposedly Elmo will come to life With Scott being pulled out of hyperdrive, Stan Lee enters the building One can only be as swag as he desires Hakuna your own matatas The names Buster, Buster Nut You think about Coke, it’s a software. You wanna make sure to suck out all of these delicious head juices Jesus has nothing to do with you almost hitting me with your car The pedestrian has the right of way, So does Jesus Christ had his way but they still crucified him The same stable Jesus said that the biggest problem we had in the revolutionary war, is we didn’t have enough airports - Joe Biden I’m dope and phat and fly right? It’s not cuul to juul in schuul - American Hero I thought cold water was supposed to boil faster than hot water You either see the saw or get long enough to see your saw get seed Racism is not - Aron 2021 Hexahectaenneacontakaiheptagon